teathattast:

sprimkle

demasc:

emotionally im doing the laminated paper wobbling sound

smoalgate:

Honestly I’m both sides of this conversation

birdbian:

women talk to men using their customer service voice and don’t even get paid for it

deepspacepirate:

Whenever someone says I’m kind and patient:

brxnd–nxw:

me, finally getting a chance to say something I’ve thought about for twelve days straight: oh, hey, that reminds me, funny thing, this just came to mind but

phase2:

*Slaps my shitty 5 foot something body* this piece of shit mothefucker can fit so mcuh Love

lionpancake:

Not to flex on y'all but I’ve never read Homestuck

vendettafrank:

if someone made me a playlist and said smth along the lines “this is for you” or “these songs reminds me of you” i would literally combust